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Hybrid24.1%

Cocoa Static

Chinchilla · 14 g · batch CS-5F11-26
$46.00

A balanced cut bred for the hour after dinner. Creamy cocoa on the inhale, a static hum through the shoulders, and none of the couch-lock hangover that makes you regret a Tuesday.

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Batch-matched COA. Batch CS-5F11-26 is linked to an independent potency, pesticide, metals, microbial and solvent panel.

Plain mailer. No product language on the label, odour barrier inside, humidity pack on flower.

Ships in 1 day. Orders before 12:00 PM Pacific leave the vault the same business day.

What it is
A balanced cut bred for the hour after dinner. Creamy cocoa on the inhale, a static hum through the shoulders, and none of the couch-lock hangover that makes you regret a Tuesday.
Nose & notes
cocoa, cream, mild spice. Terpene-forward, cured for smokeability rather than bag appeal.
Lab panel & batch
Primary panel: total THCa 24.1%, delta-9 below 0.3%, pesticides not detected, heavy metals not detected, microbials pass, residual solvents pass. Batch ID CS-5F11-26 — the full certificate is filed in the lab results index.
Shipping & returns
Ships from Las Vegas in a plain mailer with tracking. We do not ship to restricted states — check the shipping map. Opened consumables are final sale; verified shipping damage is replaced or refunded.
Age & compliance
21+ only. Farm Bill compliant THCa with no more than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight. Not evaluated by the FDA. Keep away from children and pets. Do not drive after use.
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